Dear Loyal Reader(s),
The General has been getting a lot of flack lately from his previous post (The Top 40 Unanswered Prayers Of All-Time), with readers decrying the lack of equal time given to those who hold views which differ from the General's. In an effort to remain balanced then, and in an effort to promote true enlightenment by evaluating something from a variety of different viewpoints, The General presents the Top 40 Answered Prayers of All-Time:
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I'm glad we could clear that up. I pray I won't ever again be accused of one-sidedness.
Yours,
G.M.
2 comments:
Well done, General. I think this clears up any accusations of one-sidedness. Also very funny.
It's about time we heard out of the General. Great post.
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