Milo's List #2...

FOREIGN OBJECTS REMOVED FROM THE HUMAN RECTUM, PENIS & VAGINA ACCORDING TO SEVERAL PROMINENT MEDICAL JOURNALS

Compiled by Milo Deceiving

1. Antenna rod
   
2. Ax handle
   
3. Baby powder can
   
4. Balloon
   
5. Ballpoint pen
   
6. Baseball
   
7. Beer glass
   
8. Billiard Ball
   
9. Bottle cap
   
10. Broomstick
    
11. Bullet
    
12. Candle
    
13. Candle box
    
14. Cattle horn
    
15. Coke bottle
    
16. Cold cream jar
    
17. Condom
    
18. Curling brush
    
19. Curtain rod
    
20. Deodorant bottle
    
21. Dildo
    
22. Eel
    
23. Enema tip
    
24. Eyeglasses
    
25. Flashlight
    
26. Frozen pig's tail
    
27. Fruits (apple, banana, lemon, plantain)
    
28. Gerbil
    
29. Glass tumbler
    
30. Gold coin
    
31. Grindstone
    
32. Gun
    
33. Hard-boiled egg
    
34. Ice pick
    
35. Impulse body spray
    
36. Japanese glass float (3.5")
    
37. Jeweler's saw
    
38. Knife
    
39. Light bulb
    
40. Magazine
    
41. Marijuana
    
42. Microwave egg boiler
    
43. Mrs. Butterworth syrup bottle
    
44. Nail file
    
45. Oilcan
    
46. Paperweight
    
47. Peanut butter jar
    
48. Plastic spatula
    
49. Polyethylene waste trap from U-bend of a sink
    
50. Salad tongs
    
51. Salami
    
52. Sand filled bicycle inner tube
    
53. Screwdriver
    
54. Sewing needle
    
55. Shampoo bottle
    
56. Shoehorn
    
57. Snuffbox
    
58. Soap
    
59. Soldering iron
    
60. Spoon
    
61. Sponge rubber ball
    
62. Stick
    
63. Stone
    
64. Suitcase key
    
65. Syringe
    
66. Teacup
    
67. Tennis ball
    
68. Test tube
    
69. Thermometer
    
70. Tobacco pouch
    
71. Toobox (6" x 5")
    
72. Toothbrush
    
73. Toothbrush holder
    
74. Toothbrush package
    
75. Umbrella handle
    
76. Vaseline jar
    
77. Vegetables (carrot, cucumber, parsnip, zucchini)
    
78. Vibrator (including 14" model with 2 D-cell batteries)
    
79. Walking stick
    
80. Water bottle
    
81. Whip handle
    
82. Whiskey bottle
    
83. Wire spring